HIGH PERFORMANCE CLASSIFIER.

[shepp]

Sonny zoom in on the drawing you can see clues to the DD.
I think its a goldmap from outerspace .
you have to Look by the supersize labels.
and the directions are in some kind of code.

[GlennSnider]

Shepp come to the dark side and you can see the treasure map

[sonny]

Dont do it Shepp once you step over you will never come back. Those darn aliens are shape shifters you cant trust them . They will temp you OZ "sssss gold but never produce any. They are just trying to find your honey holes. Dont fall for it.

[shepp]

Sonny , I was gonna tell Glenn "DUDE I AM YOUR FATHER " but he is so much older than me so that wont work to good.
and mailman should look at the big picture the other SSHPC is really showing a map to DD and the nuggets. our hpc was to flush hillbilly alf out with it. you and I both know its a deepfryer with decals . we have to get a close up look when he displays it Memorial weekend.
We have to get a copy of the feline recipe book it hold the key to unlock the sshpc decals.
Hillbilly Is really excited to get going camping and to get his satellite dish working so he can talk with other aliens from planet Malmak, we may be able to get a earlier close up of the maps.
we may even put a bounty out for info leading to the treasure.

[hillbilly]

There is no hidden messages in the SUPER SIZE logo sticker. After you purchase a SSMHPC all will be revealed. Another new option to the deluxe SSMHPC is the secret code department inside the handlebars.

[sonny]

Shepp I had alien contact today. It sounded alot like Hillbilly but those shape shifters are very tricky. I didnt give up any important info . The reason I know he sent a water level chart for the Norris and its saying the river is still 4 and a half feet and normal is around 3 feet. also trying to make me think the river is up. Well it aint going to work I am heading in the morning .

[shepp]

I caught Hillbilly ALF TRYING TO CALL HOME BUT I PULLED THE PLUG ON HIM.
rumor has it he was trying to get reinforcements.

[hillbilly]

I've got reinforcements and they just sent you and your alien family a surprise. I see a potato in your future.

[hillbilly]

Mailman

Thank you so much for your post of what you as a prospector were looking for in a quality classifier. I've taken your suggestions to heart and things are really happening for us now. The working model is a reality. Production will be starting shortly thanks to a major financial backer out of Canada. Thanks to Possum Lodge Ltd, we finally have the money to go into full production. The President of Possum Lodge Ltd. was really impressed with the attached shovel option. Their only request was that the shovel hanger be attached with duct tape, which I already had considered.
Your input has been so beneficial I would like your input on our latest idea. We're thinking of making both men's and lady's models based mostly on color scheme. As a way of thanking you we're offering all OSPA members a 30% preproduction discount over Memorial Day weekend.
Thanks again, Hillbilly

PS Possum Lodge members have already placed fourteen orders. While they're not prospectors, they really liked the thirty gallon heavy duty porta-potty capacity.

[GlennSnider]

Hillbilly

I'm a kinda surprised you got backing from Ole Red Green on you preproduction model. He a big cat fancier, and you are too, but in a different way if you know what I mean. (wink wink)
But the real reason I'm sending this post is I have a problem...... You are giving a 30% discount to all OSPA members on preproduction models........That would be 30% off of what !!!!!!!!!

signed Confused

[Kevin]

30% of nothing must mean hillbilly is giving us money plus his product.

[shepp]

Why do the members have to wait until memorial wknd to get the non discount that 14 others from the north already got.
nothing from nothing LEAVES NOTHING.

[hillbilly]

Glenn

I hear your concerns. Not to worry. A fifthteen dollar deposit at Memorial weekend will lock in your 30 % discount. I'll let everyone know selling price latter. Other models with half of the features are selling for $99.00

This review of a lame competitor product on the web .......

Product Information
This product is far to expensive for the plastic components it contains. A simple 5 gallon bucket, two differing classifers, a funnel, plastic bowl with holder on the bottom and another bucket for dumping water into this larger bucket with gravels. Anyone could easily and for little money; most prospectors have these very items rather than pay the price of $99.00 and...

The SSMHPC offers twice the features as above model with out paying twice the price.

[hillbilly]

NO LADIES MODEL THIS YEAR

Our design staff overnighted new color scheme samples to Possum Lodge investors. The ladies model did not fly. Twelve who had already placed orders wanted the MENS color, the president wanted the prototype color, and one member named Harold wanted the ladies color but insisted that it be called MENS model B.
The ladies model may happen next year if enough ladies make a preproduction deposit for 2015 models.

[GoldenSoul]

C`mon no pink camo??

[Kevin]

Looks like reinforcements have arrived and are taking over the claim!

[GoldenSoul]

Sonny better make sure his vehicle is secure, them lil buggers can get into the engine and chew on the wires!! O.o

[Kevin]

No, he is most likely safe since they prefer CATS!

[Kevin]

Now they come in robotic's

[Kevin]

They even come as TELE-TUBIES